Donna Simpson Eats The World's Biggest Christmas Dinner

I have blogged about Donna Simpson previously. Donna is a New Jersey woman who's goal in life is to become the fattest woman in the world.

Donna is already in the Guinness Book of Records for being the fattest woman to ever give birth. A feat so complicated it took a team of 30 doctors to deliver baby Jacqueline. Jacqueline is now 3. Her brother, Devin, is 14.

I was wondering why, ever since Christmas, my previous blogging about Donna Simpson has been getting a lot of hits.

Today I found out the reason for the blog hits. People are curious about Donna Simpson's Christmas Dinner.

Because Donna Simpson went for another Guinness Record on December 25, eating the world's biggest Christmas dinner, chowing down on two 25 pound turkeys, two 15 pound maple-glazed hams, 10 pounds of roasted potatoes, along with 5 pounds mashed, four pints of gravy to cover all those spuds, five loaves of bread, five pounds of herbed stuffing, four pints of cranberries, five pounds of carrots, five pounds of butternut squash and five pounds of corn.

All topped off with a dessert of a marshmallow, cream cheese, whipped cream, cookie salad.

It took Donna Simpson two hours to chow down her Christmas Dinner, while sitting on her special, steel-reinforced feeding chair.

Donna is only 5' 2". At last weigh-in Donna was at 602 pounds, 398 shy of her 1,000 pound goal.

When she was 24 Donna married Robert Simpson, who worked in a restaurant. Donna says, "he liked me super-sized," so he brought restaurant leftovers home from work. A lot of leftovers. The couple had a kid, Devin, and then divorced.

In 2006 Donna was in an online chat room where she met Phillipe Gouamba, who says, "Donna is my fantasy. I've always been attracted to big women. The more she weighs, the sexier she is." Donna and Phillipe plan to get married on Maui. How in the world they think they are going to get to Maui, I have no idea.

Gouamba supports Donna's goal to get to 1,000 pounds, saying, "Gaining weight makes Donna happy and seeing her happy makes me happy."

To buy the food to help Donna reach her goal costs in the range of $582 to $750 a week. On average Donna eats around 12,000 calories a day. Donna has been quoted as saying, "In a typical day I’ll eat four burgers and fries, a loaf of bread with peanut butter and jam, four servings of meatloaf and mashed potatoes, a large pizza, a chocolate cake with ice cream and cream, 12 cupcakes, two cheesecakes and fizzy drinks."

Her favorite food is sushi. A good diet choice. Low in calories. But, Donna will eat around 70 pieces of sushi in one feeding.

Currently Donna is being a bit frustrated at the slow pace of her weight gain towards her 1,000 pound goal. So, she has cut back on calorie burning movement. Using motorized movement devices whenever possible.

Supposedly Donna's Christmas Dinner added up to around 30,000 calories. Reading that list of food and the amount consumed, 30,000 seems like a low accounting to me. And how is anyone able to eat two 25 pound turkeys and two 15 pound hams in 2 hours? Let alone all that other stuff.

This event should have been televised live on Christmas.